If someone came to you, said they were going to give you, for free, the most beautiful phone in the world, with the best screen that anyone had ever seen, and that all your phone bills would be paid for a year, you’d be very, very curious to see where the conversation would take you.
It goes well. The phone does, indeed, sound like the greatest phone ever.
You say, “I’ll take it!”
You get a giant box, and when you open it there lies the greatest phone ever built. You take the phone and it is just amazing to behold.
You try and get it started.
Nothing.
“Why,” you ask your benefactor, “Am I not getting this thing to work?”
“Oh, you need to strap on the battery pack.”
“Battery pack?” You say.
“It’s Goretek!” The only reply you get.
“I think you mean Gore-Tex. And this looks like a fanny pack.” You say.
Now, let’s switch it up a little. Your benefactor is no benefactor at all but a very slick salesperson and you’ve just handed over $3,000 to buy this greatest phone of all time. And its fanny pack power supply. The Goretek one.
I rest my case.